Friday, May 13, 2016

Sharing Hash Browns

One of my vices has been an indulgence in Dunkin Donut’s hash browns.  Now I know that doesn’t sound all that bad, but if you’ve tried it, you’ll know what I mean.  Each order comes with six mini-hash browns all laden in grease (but boy do they taste yummy!).  Eating them makes me feel so unhealthy that I don’t allow myself to get it more than once a week, if even that.  When I do indulge, it is usually on the way to work with baby M in the car, so unfortunately, he’s taken a liking for this breakfast food as much as I have.  Since a) I don’t need his arteries clogged at such a young age, b) he normally would’ve eaten at home already, and c) he also has breakfast waiting for him in school (yes, this kid doesn’t stop eating), I’d limit him to two of the six pieces.
This morning, I stopped by Dunkin Donuts, got my usual medium decaf and (at baby M's request) an order of the hash browns.  After finishing his second piece, he asked if there were more in the bag.  I told him yes, that there was one more.  He asked if he could have it, and I told him no, he had two already.  Then he asked if I was going to eat the last one, and I said yes.  He replied, “How about you cut it in half, you take half, and I take half, so that we can both have some?”  I couldn't help but laugh.  This boy is forever the negotiator, always trying to talk his way through everything (not that it works all the time).  I love how he thinks outside the box and is constantly surprising me with what comes out of his mouth next.